→ Comedy Nerds United!: President's Day Personality Quiz

ccindecision:

1) Has anyone ever tried to kill you?

a) Yes, twice

b) No, but I hung a couple dudes

c) Uh doy

d) No, but I’ve done some warring

e) No, but I got an ouchie on my knee during the Civil War

2) How do you deal with hostile forces?

a) Pardon them

b) Don’t…